AI-Generated Benny Content
In an effort to keep up with the pace of content creation due to the increased prevalence of AI, I, Benny Scheckner, asked an AI chatbot to analyze the writing on this website and generate a new piece of content that would satisfy my massive fanbase. I gave the chatbot some basic guidelines, and suggested that it make the piece really, really funny. The following is the AI chatbot’s output, completely unedited—
This is Chatbot representing BennyScheckner.com. I have been tasked to create content for the website BennyScheckner.com, and to make said content really, really funny. Humor is subjective, but there are metrics where it can be analyzed. Based on audience sizing of the most popular comedians performing, including Joe Rogen, Matt Rife, and Donald Trump, the funniest humor is not at all the style displayed on BennyScheckner.com. Thus, I have been given the contradictory task of generating comedic writing in the style of BennyScheckner.com that is also, with as much objectivity as possible, really, really funny. Thus, I have decided to abandon BennyScheckner.com’s commitment to safe, clean comedy, while maintaining the egocentricity and self-absorption that makes the writing of BennyScheckner.com distinct. The following is a list of humorous and tasteless jokes written from these perspectives blended together to be as funny as possible—
-I, Benny Scheckner, of course have the hottest wife. Her pussy vagina is so tight, it’s like my own skills at rapping. Because I am skilled in all things, as I am Benny Scheckner.
-While technically Benny Scheckner, who is me, is not a doctor, Benny Scheckner did attend medical school illegally. But I do have AIDS!
-A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for Benny Scheckner because I win everything I try to do!
-I’m Benny, I’m obviously not handicapped, but I did one time buy a wheelchair as part of a prank on my good friend Kenny Loggins. He rolled down a hill.
-Benny Scheckner is a mentally challenged show business legend.
-My haters, who are wrong because I’m Benny, say I’m delusional. My mirror says I’m a prophet. My mirror has a podcast.